Jun 16 2009
Government Motors:Hurrah!

Brian Deese
Just can’t wait for the new government designs!!! As soon as I scrap my SUV, and get the $4500 rebate for it, I’m in line for one of those new tin cans (oops!) that they will be designing. My kids are a little worried that they are not exactly “crash-proof”. But what the heck, I’m too old to live anyways and I might as well go out with a bang. And my carbon foot-print guilt will be pardoned.
Now I’m not entirely sure what kind of warranty they will have, you know, being Government Motors and all. Possibly our State Reps will have a new staff for that. Will have to wait for 31 yr-old Brian Deese to figure that out. I heard that his only job before becoming President Hussein’s pick to re-shape General Motors was a community organizer for George Soros, according to The Truth About Cars. what more does one need?
Who needs a car anyway? Look at China. President Hussein is always saying they’re way more advanced than the US in infrastructure, and they ride bikes.




