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Jan 26 2009

Disastrous First Days of Potus #44

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Hat Tip to Anti-Mullah for the Art work.
In just a few short, three days, Potus #44, has revealed his true self. The Vatican is totally pi**ed, since he has ordered taxpayer funding of worldwide abortions. Taxpayers wondering about the cost of that and healthcare for illegal aliens.He ordered bombing strikes in Pakistan, which have killed some 17 civilians. He botched a couple of “Oafs of Office.” Even the 2nd was flawed, because it was not recorded on video and there was no Bible.The most likely explanation is that Roberts, the stickler for grammar, had a guilty conscience, knowing that he was committing treason by swearing in the ineligible “Usurper.” But, then, like all his other campaigns, Obama probably had “the goods” on all the Justices, some flaw that they didn’t want  to risk being exposed.

#44  issued orders to close down Gitmo and to release the terrorists who attacked this country on 9/11, making a lot of citizens concerned about our safety, as it has been reported that former terrorists, Abu Sufyan al-Azdi al-Shahri and Abu al-Hareth Muhammad al-Oufi who were released, returned to Al-Queda, and appeared in a threatening jihadist movie this week, according to GatewayPundit.

I noticed that his weekly address on youtube received a whooping 1500 views.The latest joke is that he has ordered a “40% tax on aspirin, because it’s white and it works”, according to Anti-Mullah.

Globe Magazine, however, ran front page asking the big questions that have been circulating among the so-called “wingnuts” all year. “Blockbuster Special Report, insiders rip the lid off the scandals about where Obama was REALLY born, his sex life, drug abuse and the mysterious past he’s hiding from the world.” Even Robert Gibbs muttered something to the effect that “we have his birth certificate.” However, hopefully they won’t try to pass off that digital fraud of a COLB again.

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